{"product_id":"midwest-cbd-first-class-funk","title":"Midwest CBD Indoor Organic THCa Flower - First Class Funk","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe effects comes on with a creeper effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You'll feel a heady relaxation that's unfocused and blissful accompanied by a sedative body high that leaves you completely relaxed and at ease. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eType: Indica Hybrid (60% Indica \/40% Sativa) | Grow: Indoor Organic Soil\u003cbr\u003eGenetics: GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato \u003cbr\u003eReported Aromas: Garlic, Pepper, Savory, Spicy, Gas\u003cbr\u003eEffects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Happy, Uplifting \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/7065\/2226\/files\/58150516-3_1.pdf?v=1750975326\" title=\"Link to Hella Sleepy Premium Indoor Hydro THCa Flower\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLab Tested\u003c\/strong\u003e : \u003c\/a\u003eCarefully checked to meet all legal standards, contains less than 0.3% THC.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuggested Use: \u003c\/strong\u003eUsers may vary. We recommend starting slow. Firstly, evenly light joint to ensure an even burn. Then begin with only a few puffs. Flower activation is immediate to a delay of up to 5-30 minutes on particular strains. Commonly known as \"Creeper effect\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not drive or operate heavy machinery under the consumption of this product. Do not take if pregnant or nursing. Always consult a medical doctor before trying a new product. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Store in a cool, dry place away from light and heat. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midwest Kenosha","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":53889208516930,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g","offer_id":53889208549698,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":53889208582466,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1oz","offer_id":53889208615234,"sku":null,"price":200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/7065\/2226\/files\/FFF6182B-3FA1-426A-82B1-5B53928C7939.jpg?v=1779554365","url":"https:\/\/www.midwestcbdstore.com\/products\/midwest-cbd-first-class-funk","provider":"Midwest Kenosha","version":"1.0","type":"link"}